Industry Views

Monday Memo: Fender Bender Part Deux

By Holland Cooke
Consultant

National TV advertising sells things, local radio advertising sells services. And in a recent column here, we outlined the opportunity to exploit what, in my experience, is “the gift that keeps on giving” – the Personal Injury sub-category. Attorneys courting fender-bender, and other settlement cases are an industry in which supply exceeds demand, and for which radio can be super-opportune.

And long before the he-said/she-said is settled, there’s another local service category that’s a radio staple: Auto Body. Distracted driving alone has been good for business. So, help yourself to this copy, which has pulled well for a number of stations I work with.

Note: One announcer I sent this to asked, “Is this a 30 or a 60?” It’s a 60, but less copy than the 60+ seconds that too many spots rush-through. “Let it breathe,” I told him. And you can hear how effective his read was at http://getonthenet.com/AutoBody.mp3

Here’s your fill-in-the-blanks script:

GRAB A PEN.
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A PHONE NUMBER I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO CALL.
IT’S THE NUMBER FOR _____ AUTO BODY. _____ AUTO BODY
THEY DO AUTO BODY WORK…NOTHING *BUT* AUTO BODY WORK.
HOPEFULLY, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO CALL THEM.
BUT IF YOU *DO* GET-INTO-AN-ACCIDENT, THIS IS THE NUMBER YOU WANT IN YOUR GLOVE COMPARTMENT.
[number, real slowly]
YOU’LL WANT THAT HANDY BECAUSE, SUDDENLY – RIGHT THERE AT THE CRASH – YOU’LL BE GETTING LOTS OF “ADVICE.”
TOW TRUCKS JUST…SHOW UP.
SO JUST SAY THREE WORDS: _____ AUTO BODY.
_____ AUTO BODY IS THE AUTO BODY *SPECIALIST*.
NOT A NEW CAR DEALER WHO DOES BODY WORK AS A PROFITABLE SIDELINE.
AND THEY WORK FOR *YOU*, NOT THE INSURANCE COMPANY.
HERE’S THAT NUMBER AGAIN:
[number, real slowly]
_____ AUTO BODY IS THE AUTO BODY *SPECIALIST*.

Holland Cooke (HollandCooke.com) is a consultant working at the intersection of broadcasting and the Internet. He is the author “Spot-On: Commercial Copy Points That Earned The Benjamins,” a FREE download; and the E-book and FREE on-air radio features Inflation Hacks: Save Those Benjamins;” and “Multiply Your Podcast Subscribers, Without Buying Clicks,” available from Talkers books.  Follow HC on Twitter @HollandCooke